Funny Bad Inspirational Quotes
Funny Bad Inspirational Quotes. I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence. If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
It keeps everything lighter and easier and shifts our thinking into a more positive mindset. If it requires pants or a bra, it’s not happening today. Laughter is a wonderful way to release stagnant, heavy, negative energy.
Sometimes It Takes A While To Come Up With Wisecracks, So To Give You A Little Boost Of Creativity To Unleash Your Sardonic Wit, Here Are Some Truly Sarcastic Quotes That Are Equal Parts Wise And Hilarious.
“we don't have to be defined by the things we did or didn't do in our past. It's the life in your years. Very often, that person is crazy.†― dave barry “people who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.â€
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Funny inspiration quotes that will motivate you while you giggle. Jack london on chasing inspiration “you can't wait for inspiration. We’ve collected funny inspirational quotes just for you.
Follow Your Passion, Stay True To Yourself, Never Follow Someone Else’s Path Unless You’re In The Woods And You’re Lost And You See A Path Then By All Means You Should Follow That.
Worst two minutes of my life.†“friday. “nothing is impossible, the word itself says “i’m possible!†â€" audrey hepburn. “bad decisions make good stories.†â€" ellis vidler.
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait… Greater Things Come To Those Who Get Off Their Ass And Do Anything To Make It Happen.
Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment. 100 funny inspirational sayings and quotes. Maybe it's a regret, maybe it's not.
If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Apple Juice And Make People Wonder How The Hell You Did It.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count; “it’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.†― adlai stevenson “when trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. “as you get older, three things happen:
